I just love your description of the dish.....you missed your calling....you oughta be a food writer.
LOL, maybe I’m watching too much foodTV these days :-)
The worst part is when I ask my husband how he likes something I made, he tries to come up with something like the judges would. And of course that always includes something that could have been done better. Oh well...
When he was working out of the house and I would text to ask what he wanted for dinner, he would say he would stop on the way home and randomly pick up four items at the grocery store, LOL. Luckily he never did it.