Do idiots really misplace car keys? Unbelievable.
They’re in my pants pocket. They don’t explore new locations.
I’ve misplaced guns, cash, shoes, hats, drinks, vehicles, people, and clothes, but NEVER car keys.
Think carefully. Was the last place you saw them was in the bottom of a canoe right before it tipped over in the deep part of the lake?
Lol
I just make sure I don’t misplace my kids !
Car keys just sit on the car floor. ( nice neighborhood)