To: Olog-hai
I saw a bumper sticker once that I have always wished I had bought. It read, “Why am I the only one who knows how to drive?”
7 posted on
04/10/2018 2:08:01 PM PDT by
Hoffer Rand
(God be greater than the worries in my life, be stronger than the weakness in my mind, be magnified.)
To: Hoffer Rand
I liked Gallagher’s idea of having a gun that would shoot these arrows with flags on the end that say, “Stupid!”, everytime you see someone do something stupid on the road.
Then after somebody accumulates about a dozen of these “Stupid!” flags, the cop pulls them over.
8 posted on
04/10/2018 2:09:40 PM PDT by
dfwgator
To: Hoffer Rand
Everybody driving slower than me is an idiot.
Everybody driving faster than me is a maniac.
28 posted on
04/10/2018 2:27:39 PM PDT by
Sgt_Schultze
(When your business model depends on slave labor, you're always going to need more slaves.)
To: Hoffer Rand
I saw a bumper sticker once that I have always wished I had bought. It read, Why am I the only one who knows how to drive?
Here in Arlington VA, that sign would be most appropriate, but I'd have to plaster it all over my truck in twelve different languages.
I am grateful for this law, because now I can remove the bumper sticker on the front of my cars that reads in mirror language, "I'D RATHER PASS YOU ON THE LEFT"
32 posted on
04/10/2018 2:35:19 PM PDT by
nicollo
(I said no!)
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