[Hoffer Rand]

I saw a bumper sticker once that I have always wished I had bought. It read, “Why am I the only one who knows how to drive?”

[dfwgator]

I liked Gallagher’s idea of having a gun that would shoot these arrows with flags on the end that say, “Stupid!”, everytime you see someone do something stupid on the road.

Then after somebody accumulates about a dozen of these “Stupid!” flags, the cop pulls them over.

[Sgt_Schultze]

Everybody driving slower than me is an idiot.
Everybody driving faster than me is a maniac.

[nicollo]

I saw a bumper sticker once that I have always wished I had bought. It read, “Why am I the only one who knows how to drive?”

Here in Arlington VA, that sign would be most appropriate, but I'd have to plaster it all over my truck in twelve different languages.

I am grateful for this law, because now I can remove the bumper sticker on the front of my cars that reads in mirror language, "I'D RATHER PASS YOU ON THE LEFT"