[satire] Toddler Brandishing Play-Doh Pocketknife Apprehended By UK Police

The Babylon Bee ^ | April 9, 2018

[bigbob]

That thing looks like a assault knife!

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

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[madison10]

LOL Too close to the possible truth.

[Track9]

That’s okay, he wasn’t mooslime so no foul.

[RightGeek]

These days it is hard to separate the satire from the craziness. Check out Sadiq Khan's new website for London youth - https://www.knifefree.co.uk/

Best part is while their "success stories" include a couple of black kids living "knifefree", they don't seem to have anyone named Mohammed.

[Husker24]

It’s sad when you can’t tell it’s satire until you get halfway through.

[Ciaphas Cain]

It's only a matter of time before Games Workshop stores all across London will be getting raided...

Possessing a Roboute Guilliman mini will bring maximum penalty!

[seowulf]

Not only does it have an assault blade, but it also has a tactical bone saw and an automatic eyeball scoop.

[Beowulf9]

It’s Jack the Wipper!

[FlingWingFlyer]

The human race has gone FULL retard.

[Mears]

I know-—it took until the mother’s comments that made me realize I’d been had.

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[Blue Jays]

"...Sadiq Khan’s new website..."

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Their crackpot legislators and nitwit leaders are utterly insane!
Americans traveling there with a utility pocketknife to slice bagels and spread cheese could find themselves facing prison.

[RedMonqey]

“Carrying a knife doesn’t just have an impact on you; it can affect your family and friends too.”

Britain is a man-free zone.

[Ciaphas Cain]

I carry one of these with me:

Mine belonged to my dad who carried it all the time. His was made by Ed Halligan himself. The evening after Dad's funeral I began carrying it in his memory. It has come in VERY handy. Blade folds in nicely flush against the handle. Less than 3 inches long when closed.

[RightGeek]

She swore then that she would never pick up a knife, and decided to stay away from her friends who carried. It wasn’t an easy decision, but she felt she had no other option after seeing how quickly things had got out of control that night. Aliya made the decision to join millions of young people that live knife free.

Now she concentrates on getting her message out to others through her dancing and work as a youth ambassador. By helping other young girls to express themselves and make the right choices, she’s able to put the past behind her.

[Blue Jays]

"...It has come in VERY handy..."

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Exactly. That is because you are law-abiding and totally normal like 99.99% of people who carry common tools.
The amount of vegetables, fruit, boxes, letters, and twine my old Benchmade AFCK has cut can’t be measured!

[KittyKares]

LOL. Soon they will require background checks on Playdoh knives.

[aquila48]

“It’s sad when you can’t tell it’s satire until you get halfway through.”

Well when you read real stories like the following you can never be sure. It’s what happens after most of the world has gone crazy.

https://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3645742/posts?page=1

[Lean-Right]

This will lead to the deadliest
weapon being a feather. He’ll be
Jack the Tickler.