Yeah, the wind blew those bags o' coke into the car window and right into her purse...
1 posted on
04/08/2018 1:45:46 PM PDT by
simpson96
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To: simpson96
She just needed a small dose just so she would ace her PhD qualifying...
25 posted on
04/08/2018 2:57:14 PM PDT by
SuperLuminal
(Where is another agitator for republicanism like Sam Adams when we need him?)
To: simpson96
Or the ever popular, “I stole this purse, the drugs ain’t mine”.
26 posted on
04/08/2018 3:09:46 PM PDT by
Trillian
To: simpson96
*** Just Joking ***
How windy does it have to be to have the half empty vodka bottle to land in my automobile cup holder?
*** Attempt at humor terminated ****
28 posted on
04/08/2018 4:14:43 PM PDT by
KosmicKitty
(Opportunities multiply as they are seized.)
To: simpson96
Not Guilty after I’ve had a couple of Lines.
34 posted on
04/08/2018 6:33:34 PM PDT by
gigster
(Cogito, Ergo, Ronaldus Magnus Conservatus)
To: simpson96
If she lives in Al Franken’s neighborhood, this is completely valid.
35 posted on
04/08/2018 6:54:12 PM PDT by
Celerity
To: simpson96
“Ain’t even my purse, officer - I stoled it from a lady in Walmart - maybe you should find and arrest her...”
37 posted on
04/09/2018 3:02:12 AM PDT by
trebb
(I stopped picking on the mentally ill hypocrites who pose as conservatives...mostly ;-})
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