Real game - Rugby! Soccer is drama practice!
I really enjoy watching rugby on TV. I tell people who don’t know, picture tackle football played in soccer uniforms. One on-field ref who manages to keep the game under control by actually telling the players what they need to do to stay out of trouble. Sportsmanship is expected and you don’t see the phantom flops that make soccer at times comical. Plus the sport is structured so that all kinds of body types (well, not mine) can play a position.