[Larry Lucido]

George: All right, enough! Enough! From now on, no more yada yada’s. Just give me the full story.

Marcy: Okay.

George: Tell me about the free facial.

Marcy: Okay, well, like I said I was on 3rd Avenue, and I stopped by a large department store.

George: Which one?

Marcy: Bloomingdale’s.

George: Very good. Go on.

Marcy: Oh, and I stole a Piaget watch.

George: What’s that?

Marcy: And then, I was on such a... high, that I went upstairs to the salon on the fifth floor, and got a massage and facial, and skipped out on the bill.

George: Shoplifting.

Marcy: Well, what about you? You told me that you were engaged. What was the rest of that? (Pause)

[higgmeister]

Should have guessed this arcane reference was something about Seinfeld. I had to google it to see what that had to do with the article. I clicked on the post to see what kind of store that I have never heard of called CBD was. Ffft.

I suppose I just don't get new age yankee humor.