[Not A Snowbird]

I knew a guy who could drink beer through his nose, but this is a new one.

[21twelve]

After too much beer and eating spaghetti, I laughed at one of my buddy's jokes (college age) and an entire noodle came up out of my nose.

Years later he sent me a Gary Larson cartoon with a bunch of hyenas around a kill.

“Hey Larry - remember that time you laughed so hard an antler came up out of your nose!?”

I don't know - I'd be pretty embarrassed if a gal laughed my condom up out of her nose.

What's next? Tide pods wrapped in condoms with a goldfish chaser?