I climbed Everest. Yeah, that's the ticket. I just lie, much easier than actually doing it. If they ask for proof, I show them this pic. Yeah, that's me in the middle, yeah, that's it.
I like going up there. Plenty of sunshine. Come back with really tan cheeks and nose tip (assuming it doesn't get frost bite and fall off).
I drove up Mt. Greylock a couple times. Not for the faint of heart.