Perhaps if I identified as a male lesbian it could work.
The NYC gal goes up to the guy in the cowboy hat at the bar in Wyoming.
Are you a REAL cowboy?
Why yes I am. I work on a ranch outside of town and mend the fences, herd cattle, branding in the fall - yessiree maam’ - I’m a cowboy. What are you?
Oh - I’m a lesbian!
A lesbian - what’s that?
Oh - I like women. I like everything about women. The way they feel, the way they smell, the way they dress. I just love women!
Dang. I thought I was a cowboy - but I guess I’m a lesbian too!
Good thing I did not have anything in my mouth, when I read that, it would be all over my computer....I want that image out of my mind! It would have to be a transgender thing to be possible,...hahahaha!