I make no apologies except to ransomnote for mucking up the thread.
For anyone that commented on it to me today, I will refrain from responding so as not to muck it up even further.
Thanks for your support in the matter of taking out the trash, a good time was had by most. ;-)
Ransomnote showed up and I told her you were sorry for breaking her pretty thread. I told her you would never do it again. I stuck up for you pretty good cause you're my friend. I don't think she was buying it. Her face got red and she left. If I were you, I'd lay low for a while.
I also told her about how you killed a guy with a trident.