LOL, I LOVE Wright-Patterson!
Had a funny story, a buddy and I drove out there from the East coast after work and arrived at the museum at 0300 or so, and the museum didn’t open until 10 AM or something like that, so we found an empty parking lot somewhere nearby, and took a nap. (We had driven all night)
We woke up with cars parked all around us, and people in their Sunday best accompanied by kids, looking with distaste at us as skids, surrounded by junk food wrappers and empty soda containers rubbed the sleep out of our eyes...we had unknowingly crashed in a church parking lot!
For this AF old fart visiting the AF Museum at Wright Pat is high on my bucket list.