Posted on 03/23/2018 8:10:08 AM PDT by C19fan
The City of Miami Beach in Florida is so annoyed by the army of spring breakers descending on its beaches for wild parties fueled by alcohol and drugs that its considering a drastic, if a little bizarre, countermeasure.
One elected city official suggested playing classical music, such as Mozart, at loud volumes to break up parties on the beach.
That's according to a report in The Miami Herald, which said the city's commissioners were juggling ideas on how to tackle spring break partygoers after a chaotic weekend.
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ROTFLMAO! It might not prevent the partying, but will definitely keep the hung over ones from getting out of their beds and into the breakfast places in the morning!!!!
It works for me in this neighborhood. If Mozart doesn’t work, try Lord Nelson’s Mass.
How about "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas" by Burl Ives or "Tiptoe thru the Tulips" by Tiny Tim?
Liquor stores and drug dealers make a fortune during Spring Break. One would imagine hotels would lose money with all damage done to their rooms and vomit in the hallways.
You get a recording of somebody drunkenly tapping out the first 5-10 stanzas of “Fur Elise” on somebody’s out of tune piano, (at some random house party) and loop it over and over......that will drive anyone insane.
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