[WP Lonestar]

Wahappenwuz, no umsayin, dis racist whi hoe dun give me da wrong sammich jus cuz Ise black, noumsayin. I wuz all like oh NO she di’UNT, oh hell naw. Ima go up in huh face, she aint finna do me dat way, I ain bouta eat no sausige when I done ordered a bakin. Dat hoe dun dat shit ona pupiss. You’no dem mufuha wou’nt be doing at shit if brutha Obama had gut Hillary up in at Whi House. But NOOO, mufu’n Trump hada git wid dem Rushins and dun hack da ‘lection so he cud git his white ass up in air.

[sevinufnine]

“Wahappenwuz, no umsayin, dis racist whi hoe dun give me da wrong sammich jus cuz Ise black, noumsayin. I wuz all like oh NO she di’UNT, oh hell naw. Ima go up in huh face, she aint finna do me dat way, I ain bouta eat no sausige when I done ordered a bakin. Dat hoe dun dat shit ona pupiss. You’no dem mufuha wou’nt be doing at shit if brutha Obama had gut Hillary up in at Whi House. But NOOO, mufu’n Trump hada git wid dem Rushins and dun hack da ‘lection so he cud git his white ass up in air.”

I am SURE you have a master’s degree to be able to even figure how to type that out. No kidding!

[bagster]

Hahahahahahaha. Well, done. :)