My abbreviated version:
One of two outlandish conspiracy theories must be true. Either Trump colluded with Putin to win the election or people like Loretta Lynch, James Clapper, Hillary Clinton, Obama, John Brenner, Lisa Page and Peter Strzok worked hard to obstruct justice to favor not charging Hillary for felony mishandling of classified data and obstruction of justice, and then invented a conspiracy to get Trump impeached.
The first theory would mean that Putin was the only person in the world who KNEW AHEAD OF TIME that Trump would win.
It would also mean that Trump managed to do this while under more scrutiny than most inmates in Supermax prison without producing a shred of evidence.
The text messages between Lisa Page and Peter Strzok suggest that the latter theory is exactly what happened.
I lean slightly to the latter version too lol.
And after all the Obama players surveilled everyone, then they got the gears rolling on the Mueller investigation whose real purpose is to cover up all the dems malfeasance, malpractice and illegalities.