I’d say he’s as dumb as his father...but we’re not really sure who is father is!
He will eventually learn.
https://youtu.be/-geSC9KlTpk
“She take my money when I’m in need
Yeah she’s a trifling friend indeed
Oh she’s a gold digger way over town
That digs on me
[Chorus:]
(She gives me money)
Now I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger (when I’m in need)
But she ain’t messin’ with no broke n——s
(She gives me money)
Now I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger (when I’m in need)
But she ain’t messin’ with no broke n——s
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl gone head
[Verse 1:]
Cutie the bomb
Met her at a beauty salon
With a baby Louis Vuitton
Under her underarm
She said I can tell you rock
I can tell by your charm
Far as girls you got a flock
I can tell by your charm and your arm
But I’m looking for the one
Have you seen her?
My psychic told me she have an ass like Serena
Trina, Jennifer Lopez, four kids
And I gotta take all they bad ass to show-biz
OK get your kids but then they got their friends
I pulled up in the Benz, they all got up in
We all went to din and then I had to pay
If you f-—ing with this girl then you better be paid
You know why?
It take too much to touch her
From what I heard she got a baby by Busta
My best friend says she use to f-— with Usher
I don’t care what none of y’all say I still love her
[Chorus]
[Verse 2:]
18 years, 18 years
She got one of your kids, got you for 18 years
I know somebody paying child support for one of his kids
His baby mamma car and crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV any given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was supposed to buy your shorty TYCO with your money
She went to the doctor got lipo with your money
She walking around looking like Michael with your money
Should’ve got that insured got GEICO for your money, money, money
If you ain’t no punk holla we want prenup
WE WANT PRENUP! Yeah
It’s something that you need to have
‘Cause when she leave yo ass she gon’ leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn’t his
[Chorus]
[Verse 3:]
Now I ain’t saying you’re a gold digger you got needs
You don’t want your dude to smoke but he can’t buy weed
You go out to eat, he can’t pay y’all can’t leave
There’s dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves
But why y’all washing watch him
He gone make it into a Benz out of that Datsun
He got that ambition, baby, look in his eyes
This week he mopping floors, next week it’s the fries
So, stick by his side
I know this dude’s balling but yeah that’s nice
And they gone keep calling and trying
But you stay right girl
And when you get on he leave your ass for a white girl
Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head
(lemme hear that back)”
He’s an idiot.
The things we do for love! What a chump.
He will get what he deserves...
Better odds retaining his money 10 years from now:
__ Meghan Markle
X Bernie Madoff
idjit. He needs to check with Sir Paul McCartney - old Heather tried to take him to the cleaners.
She’s an older divorcee from a totally different culture and social set, who has shown herself to be rather self-centered and uncaring, speaking of abandoning her elderly pet dog in the US.
I honestly don’t see this lasting. Harry’s heading for one of those epic life lessons and it’s going to be not just hugely expensive but highly public and therefore embarrassing.
If he ended up losing half, would he even notice?
Idiot...
There’s nothing romantic about being financially stupid.
Goin’ through the big D
Don’t mean Dallas
I got the Jeep
She got the palace
It wasn’t but a year or so ago that Harry was running down the Strip naked with two hookers on his arm, now he’s marrying this Weinstein bimbo. What a disappointment.
what a dumb schmuckatelli.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Stupid boy! You will learn.
What did it say? You won’t have me killed if I divorce you.
Hard to imagine, but the prince without any actual royal blood in him is the dumber one!
Sucker
Ha Ha! Dumb Brit meets avaricious Yank! What could go wrong in int’l relations?