Oh my, we need more gas chamber stories.
I had no idea i could produce that much snot, in such a short amount of time.
There’s another story i have, but i’m waiting. X)
~W
Going the second time into the gas tent, I had a great plan. I would over-oxygenate my blood by hyperventilating, just like when preparing for a deep snorkel dive. When it came my turn to recite, I took off my mask and calmly stated my name, rank, SSN, and the name of my school. It went flawlessly. Then the test officer said, “Excuse me, would you mind repeating that?”. I was destined to be a snot factory once again.
When I went through officer basic, there were several of my fellow officers waiting outside to take pictures and videos of the people coming out of the gas chamber.
I said my name, serial number, and home town without a problem. But when I opened the door to go out, the effects of the gas hit me, so I staggered out like a blind Frankenstein.
The videographers told me I put on one of the best shows. I only wish I could have gotten one of the videos.