I've always dreamed of opening a cremation business. I'd call it Kut-rate Krematorium. My goal was to be the Earl Scheib of the funeral business, but the entry barriers are just too steep.
Earl Scheib!
A blast from the past.
NO UPS, NO EXTRAS!!!!!!!!
Many of my friends used his services.
The claim was if you do the prep work they did an OK paint job.