Oh, come on. No Steve Miller? “Keep on a rocking me baby?” John Mellonhead - “Jack and Diane”? There is so much crappy pop music from the 80s.
It’s a bottomless pit of bad music.
So close, but 1976.
Oh God, Jack and Diane, I smashed a radio playing that song once, it was just the most retarded song I ever heard in my life. Power chords then this stupid “Deet deet” sound, then this mess of gibberish then the middle part that doesn’t fit at all, sounds like a completely different song as if he mixed up tapes by accident, oh man I hated that songs so much, it was just so utterly DUH, retarded, low IQ garbage and of course it was a “hit” played over and over and over on the radio until your head exploded
That was from the '70s.....