Ear and masculinity death.
Hehehe...I used to have a friend who was one of those guys who would deliberately mangle words and descriptions...and everyone seemed to pick up on it and ape him...
He called REO Speedwagon “REO Meat Wagon”...
He was always twisting up lyrics, Journey’s “Open Arms” became “...come to you with broken arms...”
He was a funny guy...he looked so much like Ric Ocasek of The Cars, and his name was “MIck” that people called him “Mick Ocasek”...
Those were fun times.