I swear, Jocko, you're so square. Like four corners, man.
Guilty as charged ... for decades.
Remember, nothing remains on a extrapolated straight line trajectory.
I remember when *funky* meant grotty. Then it meant cool. Then it meant different or strange. It can be used to mean sexy, according to Urban Dictionary (I assume in an earthy sort of way). I have no idea what it means at this moment.
Jocko and the rest of us could find ourselves anywhere on the square>>>>cool spectrum at any time.
Pedant mode: off.