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To: silent_jonny

Can’t wait! But of course I have to wait three hours until it airs out west. As usual I will watch while scrolling in tune with the live (dead but still warm) thread.

Of course now I am terrified Ryan Seacrest will be molesting and marauding all the women on set. LOL LOL LOL.

I actually feel bad for him as he probably did pretty much nothing, and was shunned by the phony Hollywood idiots at the Oscars. While they all fawned over the violent rapist a hole Kobe Bryant. And worshipped at the bunioned feet of rapist enabler Meryl Streep.

If you found yourself female, hot, wearing a bikini, and in a darkened alley on the wrong side of town, and saw Ryan Seacrest enter the alley, what is your emotion at that moment?
A) abject terror
B) considering suicide as a milder option
C) extremely concerned
Or
D) utter relief

99% of women polled chose D.
(1% of women, who happened to have penises, checked C.)


18 posted on 03/11/2018 9:52:45 AM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Yaelle

“This is my dream board. It’s all blurry now because it’s full of copyrighted images, but you get the gist.”


79 posted on 03/11/2018 5:40:37 PM PDT by silent_jonny ("forward to what lies ahead" -- Phil. 3:13)
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To: Yaelle

I like Kentucky girl already, and I haven’t heard her sing yet.


86 posted on 03/11/2018 5:48:52 PM PDT by silent_jonny ("forward to what lies ahead" -- Phil. 3:13)
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To: Yaelle
99% of women polled chose D.
(1% of women, who happened to have penises, checked C.)

LOL!

I think the "charges" against Seacrest was a PR stunt that got out of control. If anything he'd be the first dude to wear a pink lady-parts hat and march on Washington.

93 posted on 03/11/2018 5:56:16 PM PDT by silent_jonny ("forward to what lies ahead" -- Phil. 3:13)
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