Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet. It’s not dead, just afraid to move.
Chuck Norris does not use a condom, there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris doesn’t see dead people, he makes dead people.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars, that’s why there is no life there.
Happy Birthday Mr Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep - he waits.