From experience, 3 or 4 shots of good bourbon will restore your gruntle.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Dear meeee ... anything but THAT!
He carries a train load of gruntle around in a little magic box in his pocket.
imho, he needs more gruntle like a Jihadi needs a nuke.
We have to encourage him to maintain some appearance of sanity & normality.
Otherwise he might be doing a dozen dervish dances spewing & slinging gruntle far and wide. Now THAT would be a mess!