[sparklite2]

I'd like to do a song
Of great social and political importance
It goes like this

[Chorus]
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends
So Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz

[Verse 2]
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV
Dialing For Dollars is trying to find me
I wait for delivery each day until three
So oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town
I'm counting on you, Lord, please don't let me down
Prove that you love me and buy the next round
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town

[Chorus]
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends
So Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz

[kaehurowing]

Amen

[KittenClaws]

Kate Hudson could believably play her in a t.v. Movie, much better than Bette, IMO

[txnativegop]

God’s House is about having faith in His plan, not filling the pews in hopes of getting a free gift.

[GnuThere]

Probably given away to folks who can’t pay taxes or insurance on them, ala the Oprah car giveaway.

[nickedknack]

Say “Free” and the line forms around the block. Say “We don’t have any left” and watch the riot start.

[Right Wing Assault]

Forget the cars. Just pass a collection basket with $100,000 in it and say, "Help yourself!"

Saves the trouble of getting the cars.

[tbpiper]

Gibsmedat Gospel?