Ignore humblegunner. He’s an old guy yelling at the clouds.
Those were funny!
An elderly couple at the home spent a lot of time together in the TV room watching Vanna spin the wheel. They had become a fixture there, together on the couch every night, holding hands.
One evening he didn’t come by at 7:00 and while she was concerned, she just figured he was tired. The next night, however he didn’t show up again and she began to worry.
When on the third night he missed their rendezvous she went off in search.
It wasn’t long before she found him in another salon with another woman. They were holding hands in his lap looking very pleased as Vanna worked the puzzles.
“You scoundrel” she cried, “another woman!?”
“Is she younger than me?” she asked.
“No, no that’s not it” he replied.
“Is she richer?”
“No” he answered, “that’s not it either.”
Well, what does she have that I don’t have?” she pleaded sadly. To which he simply answered, “Parkinson’s”
Ninety year-old rich man marries 26 year-old hottie. On the second day of their honeymoon he slowly makes his way out to the hotel swimming pool where some of his friends are. He is pale, shaking, with bloodshot eyes.
Friend asks, “Harold, all this sex, don’t you think it’s a little dangerous?”
Harold says, “So what? If she dies, she dies.”