> Congress needs to immediately begin working on stricter “Chuck-E-Cheese-control” laws. <
You’re not thinking this through. Once Chuck-E-Cheese control laws are in place, these disturbances will just move to Waffle House. We need comprehensive, industry-wide restaurant control laws.
Good point! I was being very short-sighted.
“Michelle Obama gave a speech today decrying the violence at Chuck E Cheese restaurants as a problem of bad diet. ‘It’s the fatty pizza and sodas that cause people to become violent and if it weren’t for the food deserts in these poor areas that Chuck E. Cheese racially profiled to profit on their substandard food and violent video games then things like this wouldn’t happen.’l
I only wish that were satire