Man I’m so disappointed. I thought this was a suicide that mattered. It may not even be a suicide as the guy isn’t reported dead (yet). Unless this was an FBI agent tied up with the scandals, a member of the dnc, or some other govt insider I don’t think suicide weekend has begun yet. Or maybe this is just the start. Popcorn still ready.
Idea, Strac - oops, I mean whatever your name is.
Why don’t you go off yourself, and then you can sneer at everyone from the ethers!
Time for the second verse...
You say there ain't no light a shining
Through mom's basement window hedge
And you felling kinda sad
Cuz your keyboard is covered in Cheetos dredge
You keep posting to Free Republic
But they just make fun of you
Mom won't give you a bump in allowance
Liddle darlin' what cha gonna do?
Here's the chorus part, everyone sing like it's a big rock show!
Go on get it over with then
Find you a bridge and take a jump
Just make sure you do it right the first time, Liddle darlin'
Cuz' nothing's worse than a suicide chump
oh yea!
more apologies to fz