[WayneS]

...Elton, 70, once saying Keith, 74, looked like a "monkey with arthritis".

I've heard less apt descriptions of Keith Richard.

[VanDeKoik]

He’s only 74????

I suppose the Stones will be touring another 20 years at this rate.

[VietVet876]

Elton’s a queenish fag who pounds the ebonies and ivories. Keith may be old but can still kick about anyone’s ass on a six string. Or five string if you count the Tele that he removes the sixth string on.

[Gil4]

I’m sure there’s an arthritic monkey somewhere that was offended by that comment.