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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

People see what’s in their minds.

If you show someone an inkblot and they see sex it’s ‘cause they have a dirty mind.

If someone sees a gorilla and sees a certain racial group, they’re bigots.


9 posted on 03/01/2018 9:23:11 AM PST by Catmom (We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.)
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To: Catmom

Oprah Winfrey, while hosting her morning talk show on Baltimore asked her guest, Frank Perdue, if people said they thought that he looked a chicken. A calm and collected southern gentleman, Mr. Perdue responded “ do people say that you, Oprah, look like a gorilla”? They immediately went to a station break. Touche’!


24 posted on 03/01/2018 9:29:33 AM PST by gathersnomoss
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To: Catmom

A shrink showed his patient an ink blot of a straight line and asked his patient what he saw. The patient said “I see a naked woman.”

The next ink blot was two straight lines. “Now what do you see?”

The patient replied “A naked woman on a bed.”

The next ink blot was three straight lines. “And this?” asked the shrink.

“A naked man on top of a naked woman on a bed.”

The shrink said “It’s obvious you’re obsessed with sex?

“Me?” the patient replied. “You’re the one drawing all the dirty pictures.”


51 posted on 03/01/2018 9:53:00 AM PST by Terry Mross (Liver spots And blood thinners..)
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To: Catmom
People see what’s in their minds.

Not just people.


75 posted on 03/01/2018 11:02:46 AM PST by Sirius Lee (In God We Trust, In Trump We MAGA)
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