You are a freaking doll !!!
Hugs!!!
(And I have never tried Little Caesars but Pizza Hut tastes like marinara sauce on a shortbread cookie.)
When I have to eat Pizza Hut pizza, I order the thin and crispy crust, and order the premium crushed tomato sauce, double cheese, Italian sausage (or what THEY call Italian sausage), and other toppings, then have it cooked well done. It’s not marvelous, but it’s better than nothing, if I can’t have the real thing.