Not the happiest of endings:
“The robber is in a medically induced coma but is expected to survive and police believe he is responsible for a string of armed robberies in the area”
A poor response by the emergency personnel means that the taxpayers will be stuck with a huge medical bill.
“The robber is in a medically induced coma but is expected to survive and police believe he is responsible for a string of armed robberies in the area”
While he’s under, remove his testicles so he won’t be able to reproduce.