Can’t wait not to watch it.
Everyone in Hollywood knows “Fame is fleeting.”
Many of the biggest stars ended up in the horror genre films to get a paycheck-—like Academy winner Joan Crawford starring in “Berserk” about a three-ring circus murderer.
The buzz now is fading pol Hillary Clinton has been approached by a proto-slasher giallo film company called “Has-Beens in Horror.”
Hillary is being groomed to star in the long-awaited remake of the blockbuster film,”Naked Zombies on Capitol Hill.”
The macabre plot revolves around an incestuous mother-daughter-tale, about a (cough) political party plagued with murders, money laundering and tax evasion.
That reminds me.....Bill Clinton will play a memorable cameo named Money-Talks Madoff.
Hillary had been reluctant to sign until she was told Lanny Davis will direct.
Donna Brazile needed a paycheck so she was hired as a “diversity pick”. She will play a CNN newscaster who is brutally murdered by a disgruntled news watcher.
I am not a liberty to release the murder scene details....but I will say it involves printers’ ink and a newspaper-folding machine.
Two things are guaranteed: 1) It will by hyper-political, and; 2) The ratings will dive.