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To: freebird5850

A government worker dies and goes to he::

The inducting devil directs him down a hallway along which are rooms full of raw sewage in which the damned are standing on their toes trying to keep out of their mouths.

“Oh no,” he says. “Is this how I will spend eternity?”

The inducting devil checked his clipboard. “No, it says here you worked for government. Come this way.”

He is taken to a room where the damned are only waist deep is sewage. And were holding cups of coffee.

“This might not be too bad,” he thought.

But then the supervising devil came in and ordered, “Coffee break is over. Back to standing on your heads!”


13 posted on 02/23/2018 10:11:55 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

“The inducting devil directs him down a hallway along which are rooms full of raw sewage in which the damned are standing on their toes trying to keep out of their mouths.”

Based on this, I can only assume that Gaza is Hell.


25 posted on 02/23/2018 11:48:25 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz (What is a Blue City? First world cities run by third world politicians.)
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