[Original Lurker]

I’d have a bird feeder but it would just draw rats.
If you’ve never had a veggie garden rats will eat most *anything* you grow.

[Hebrews 11:6]

My wife's birdfeeders drew whole families of rats (we even found one inside a feeder). They then migrated into our attic off-and-on for several years, until I finally found and sealed all the entrances. Must have trapped forty of them. Does quantity qualify me as a "big-game hunter"?