Augusta woman arrested for trying to rip off boyfriend's genitals

WIS TV ^ | February 16th 2018 | Bryan Randall

[neverevergiveup]

“...start cleaning the house, which he says was fully covered in animal feces.”

This is the 21st century, and we're a developed nation. Nonetheless, it seems like the level of pride and sophistication in our society is going progressively backwards.

[DIRTYSECRET]

Theft is not a felony. Depends on what he’s got.

[howlinhound]

“...start cleaning the house, which he says was fully covered in animal feces.”

He must have been sitting on his ass doing nothing too if the house was allowed to get fully covered in feces. If she had been successful in ripping off his genitals, she looks like the type that would show up on Pawn Stars trying to sell them

[bigbob]

Grand Theft: Jewels?

[bgill]

As if he couldn’t drag his genitals off the couch and clean the house and dispose of the feces before it got all over the house. She might be on the right side of this issue. It may not have been her house.

[MrEdd]

There is a King Missile song in this story somewhere.

[Trillian]

She was just trying to help him with his transition. /s

[Blogatron]

“Your Honor, my client saw him trying to do it himself and she just wanted to help.”

[neverevergiveup]

Where do these people come from?

[Joe Boucher]

Two replaced knees and i’d still outrun that.

[Oscar in Batangas]

Hell hath no fury like a woman spermed.

[sparklite2]

While on the way to the jail, the arresting deputy says he heard her say “you’re damn right I was going to rip his nuts off.” When he asked her to repeat herself, she murmured under her breath.