"Whew. Oh, mein Gott!. Did you fart, mein Fuhrer?"
"Fuhrers don't fart."
"Ach! Zen it must haff been me."
"It must haff."
I never deny. Just this week I let one go in a bar and a woman who was walking by said “Did you shit yourself?” I said “No, maamm. I always smell like this at 11:00 in the morning”.