A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. She asked them to close their eyes, and gave them the following colors.
The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:
Red......................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green....................Lime
Orange...............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them with their eyes closed, none of the children could identify the taste.
‘Well,’ she said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.’
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
‘Oh my God!! Spit it out! They’re a**holes!’
You are all bad - funny, but bad;)