Ya know, once when I was a little kid another little kid dropped a piece of candy, then picked it up and went to eatin’ it again and I said, are you really gonna eat that? and he said why not? and I said because germs, and he said maybe I’ll eat a germ that’ll make me live forever.
“maybe I’ll eat a germ that’ll make me live forever.”
Smart kid. Maybe he’s in R&D at big pharma now.
Ya shoulda been a scientist! You were way ahead of your time.
Did Mom give you a swat for sass?