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To: LibWhacker

“If We Receive a Message From Aliens”

Just set it to auto-reply: “Hello, we’re unable to take your call right now but please leave a message to include your name, date/time of your call and a number where you can be reached. Thank you so much and have a delightful day.”


12 posted on 02/13/2018 2:22:50 AM PST by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: equaviator

“This is Jim Rockford. At the tone, leave your name and message. I’ll get back to you.”


47 posted on 02/13/2018 5:34:35 AM PST by wally_bert (I didn't get where I am today by selling ice cream tasting of bookends, pumice stone & West Germany)
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To: equaviator

You are number 599 in the queue.... Please be patient, as we work to answer call as soon as possible. Your call is very important to us. You are now number 597 in the queue....


67 posted on 02/13/2018 6:09:56 PM PST by Klemper (And then... and ONLY then... do they get their only chance to come back into America the legal way.)
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