1. $495,000 to create medieval smells in a museum
2. $95,000 to adapt Shakespeare without words
3. $10,000 for a play about two anti-gun lesbians
4. $50,000 to help bring “Trans Scripts” to the theater; hundreds of thousands more to support LGBTQ issues
5. $20,000 to support a series of public art presentations “on the theme of climate change” in Minneapolis
6. $35,000 for “affordable housing and sustainable communities for San Francisco artists”
7. $100,000 in (quite literal) puppet projects
8. $845,000 to support film festivals that showcase movies with decapitated heads, public urination and sexual promiscuity
9. $6,000 to finance research that looks into the lives of pets in Victorian England
10. $20,000 for “Piss Christ” a photo of a small plastic crucifix submerged in the artist’s urine
Sarah Sanders oughta read off that list at the FIRST question about it in a briefing.
Won’t be for a while, though. The enemedia is still gaa-gaa over the whole black eye photo.