An undertaker walked down the street and turned into a coroner.
A girl was adopted by a lady ship captain, her ferry godmother.
A guillotinist saw a round object rolling in the road- He said, “What is that up in the road ahead?”
One morning General Arnold, at the Battle of Saratoga, was asked by his cook, “how do you want your eggs, Benedict?”
The jockey caught a cold, went into the stable and got hoarse.
A large bird got caught in a hurricane and lost all his feathers. He was stork naked.
On a mat I pee. Yeah.