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To: EdnaMode

Maybe they’ll introduce flatulence-free pinto beans for the ladies to whom flatulence is a sign of gastric distress, while to men it’s more of a recreation.


40 posted on 02/05/2018 2:29:23 PM PST by sparklite2 (See more at Sparklite Times)
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To: sparklite2

“Maybe they’ll introduce flatulence-free pinto beans for the ladies to whom flatulence is a sign of gastric distress, while to men it’s more of a recreation.”

If there are two or more men it goes beyond recreation to COMPETITION!
Points are awarded for:
Loudest
Longest
Best Bouquet.
Extra points are added for Wet Ones.
The Silent Death combines the aspects of Stealth and Bouquet and gets extra points.

Its actually quite fun.


45 posted on 02/05/2018 3:57:05 PM PST by oldvirginian ("The people built this country. And it is the people who are making America great again.” D TRUMP)
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