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Doritos may introduce a softer chip for women because apparently only men have teeth
Mashable ^ | February 5, 2018 | Heather Dockray

Posted on 02/05/2018 12:18:12 PM PST by EdnaMode

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41 posted on 02/05/2018 2:32:40 PM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: Army Air Corps

No!!! I want the CRUNCHE!


42 posted on 02/05/2018 2:38:31 PM PST by BunnySlippers (I love Bull Markets!)
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To: EdnaMode
That first line is just gross.

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43 posted on 02/05/2018 2:42:07 PM PST by tomkat
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Maybe they can just make them suppositories for the sweetums.


44 posted on 02/05/2018 2:48:29 PM PST by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: sparklite2

“Maybe they’ll introduce flatulence-free pinto beans for the ladies to whom flatulence is a sign of gastric distress, while to men it’s more of a recreation.”

If there are two or more men it goes beyond recreation to COMPETITION!
Points are awarded for:
Loudest
Longest
Best Bouquet.
Extra points are added for Wet Ones.
The Silent Death combines the aspects of Stealth and Bouquet and gets extra points.

Its actually quite fun.


45 posted on 02/05/2018 3:57:05 PM PST by oldvirginian ("The people built this country. And it is the people who are making America great again.” D TRUMP)
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To: EdnaMode; 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...
Hey, Indra, I know what you did last year!

DANG!

46 posted on 06/22/2019 6:35:38 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (The Modern Democrat Party: America's largest hate group.)
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To: EdnaMode

Is there anyone else besides me who stopped reading after the first sentence? A menstrual pad? WTF


47 posted on 06/22/2019 7:40:26 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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