If your momma don't bother to pull the Marlboro out from between her lips while she's telling a state trooper to kiss her ass, you just might be a redneck.
LOLOLOL - My all time favorite one. Description perfectly fits a buddy of mine's mother in law.
8 posted on 02/04/2018 7:14:07 AM PST by Hardastarboard
(Three most annoying words on the internet - "Watch the Video")