Subject: Hospital bill
*You don’t have to be Catholic to appreciate this one!!*
* A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. *
*The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. *
*The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. *
*He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. *
*”Do you have health insurance?” she asked. He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.” *
*The nun asked, “Do you have money in the bank?” *
*He replied, “No money in the bank.” *
*”Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?” asked the irritated nun. *
*He said, “I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun.” *
*The nun became agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters!Nuns are married to God.” *
*The patient replied, “Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.”*
That’s a good one...