Rat tart!
Klaus: Wha’s for afters?
Mother: Rat cake, rat sorbet, rat pudding, or strawberry tart.
Klaus: (eyes lighting up) Strawberry tart?
Mother: Well, it’s got *some* rat in it.
Klaus: ‘Ow much?
Mother: Three. A lot, really.
Klaus: Well, I’ll have a slice without so much rat in it.