Actually Melania SHOULD have brought her a brown bag with the golden arches logo on it containing the following: 2 triple cheeseburgers, 2 McRib sandwiches, a McDLT, supersized fries, a 10 piece chicken mcNuggets, and a couple of hot apple pies.
We know how wookie inhales these things, pretending to only eat salads.
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All the while the dopes on The View calling this lard a$$ "sophisticated and gorgeous"