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1 posted on 01/30/2018 3:43:03 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
Prime suspect:
2 posted on 01/30/2018 3:45:31 PM PST by mkmensinger
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To: nickcarraway
I know what to look for:

"I decline to answer that question on advice of counsel, Yer Honor..."

3 posted on 01/30/2018 3:47:31 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: nickcarraway

The global warmers say that chocolate will disappear in 2 years, so this load is worth trillions.


4 posted on 01/30/2018 3:49:53 PM PST by lurk
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To: nickcarraway

Last name “Gloop”?


5 posted on 01/30/2018 3:50:18 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Screw The NFL!!!!!! My family fought for the flag!)
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To: nickcarraway; Tax-chick; Daffynition
44 tons (48.5 U.S. tons) of chocolate were stolen


6 posted on 01/30/2018 3:50:25 PM PST by Ezekiel (All who mourn(ed!) the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
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To: nickcarraway

Was tempted but I didn’t do it.


7 posted on 01/30/2018 3:51:04 PM PST by TruthWillWin (The problem wiath socialists is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: nickcarraway
Found the culprit:


11 posted on 01/30/2018 4:11:14 PM PST by nicollo (I said no!)
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I would start looking at peanut butter warehouses.


12 posted on 01/30/2018 4:17:16 PM PST by Daniel Ramsey (Thank YOU President Trump, finally we can do what America does best, to be the best)
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To: nickcarraway

It wasn’t me. I didn’t do it. I have an alibi. Come back with a warrant ;-)


15 posted on 01/30/2018 4:53:03 PM PST by Cloverfarm (Pray for the peace of Jerusalem ...)
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To: nickcarraway

Truckload of contraband chocolate, trying to make it out of Freiburg across the Rhine River into France, free and clear...

Smokey and the Bandit, with German subtitles.


16 posted on 01/30/2018 5:04:07 PM PST by ameribbean expat
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To: nickcarraway

Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to steal 44 tons of chocolate?

A. 3 Musketeers


17 posted on 01/30/2018 5:08:50 PM PST by bunkerhill7 ((((("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione.")))))))
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To: nickcarraway
Not guilty! (Only because I never thought of hijacking a truck full of chocolate.)

Dessert tonight, frozen yoghurt with hot fudge sauce. A bag of Hershey's Special Dark chocolate chips, a little milk, amount depends on how thick you want the sauce, a little vanilla and a little almond extract. Microwave it first for 1 minute. Stir. Then microwave it for 15-30 seconds. Stir. If it's too thick add a little milk then microwave before you stir it. Don't add too much milk! Or you'll have chocolate milk. Repeat until smooth.

Don't burn/boil. You'll have BBQ flavor chocolate sauce. If you use a big bowl, you can whisk it. I did that to Ghirardelli chocolate chips. Very nice. But I usually just stir with a spoon. The spoon is easier to lick when you finish.

21 posted on 01/31/2018 12:19:12 AM PST by Daaave ("the flesh eating jinn of Komari")
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I suggest investigators start looking in New Orleans. It is after all a “chocolate city”.


22 posted on 01/31/2018 1:55:04 AM PST by Hugin (Conservatism without Nationalism is a fraud.)
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