Slightly off topic, but herewith is MY favorite Pope joke:
One Sunday afternoon, the Pope was pondering over the Sunday Times crossword puzzle.
Furrowing his brow and tapping his pencil on the table, he asked his buddy, the Cardinal, “What’s a 4 letter word for woman that ends in _UNT ?
“Why, AUNT, of course”, replied the Cardinal.
“Oh, yeah, right”, replied the Pope.
“Can I borrow your eraser” ?
A sudden gust of wind blew the Pope's pontifical headgear into the water. As the Secret Service scurried to launch a small boat to retrieve the hat, DJT interrupted them with, "Never mind, guys. I'll go get it".
And before they could react, he jumped over the side of the yacht, walked across the water, picked up the hat, walked back across the water, jumped back in and handed it to the Pope.
There was stunned silence as all jaws dropped nearly to the floor.
The next day, the NYT, the WaPo, LA Times, SF Examiner, CNN & MSNBC scrolling banners, etc etc etc, all sported the same headline:
"TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!"